Edict of Plastic Shopping Bags

Cloth Shopping Bags: Swine Flu Vector?*

I, Princess Isaidso, do issue the Edict of Plastic Shopping Bags.

To help prevent a killer flu pandemic this coming flu season, all subjects in the Princessdom of Isaidso shall have all groceries and products purchased at retail outlets placed in clean, new, sanitary, and never used before plastic bags.

Princess Isaidso is not in the business of following the lead of blue-haired old ladies who have nothing better in the world to do (other than playing bingo) than prove to everyone how morally superior they are to everyone else with their disease-infested reusable cloth grocery bags.

Princess Isaidso is not amused with these old ladies who are generally stupid enough to buy any idiotic line that comes down the pike from half-insane environmentalists who will get us all killed if they can help it.

Therefore, to reduce the chance of a flu pandemic in the magnificent Princessdom of Isaidsoland, under the penalty of law and punishment (probably involving dungeons, spiders, and dragons), reusable grocery bags are forthwith banned from her Royal Majesty's healthy and glorious Princessdom.

If the blue-head old bags are not careful, they will be banned too.

*Vector

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