Princess Isaidso: Edict of Spiders, Critters, and Varmints

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Edict of Spiders, Critters, and Varmints

I Princess Isaidso do hereby proclaim, on this seventeenth day of October in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and nine, that whilst I address the good people of Isaidsoland or dignitaries from around the world (or wherever I may be) no creepy crawly bugs, spiders, critters, or varments shall be allowed to travel upon my person without my acknowledgement.

All gallant men attending nearby shall be informed of and trained to execute the official royal procedures for approaching my person in hasty fashion to remove said creatures.

1. It shall be that the code words "Noah's Ark" shall be shouted out clearly within the hearing of the Princess.

2. All attendants shall quickly and without commotion descend upon the vicinity of the Princess to find the mislocated creature and remove it with all do haste and gentleness towards the Princess and the creature. There shall always be an attendent with a sack in which the creatue might be put into and removed from the vicinity.

3. If the life of the creature may be spared, it shall be released into its proper habitat after it has been sent about the Princessdom for exhibition to all the dear children of Isaidsoland so they may admire what a strange and glorious creature our Lord has created and visited upon their Princess.

This Edict shall be excecuted from this day forward.

Princess Isaidso's Most Unwanted Extremists' List

Warning: the following hateful extremists are...well...extremely dangerous to your liberty, freedom, wallet, or life. Approach with caution and gobs of garlic.

1. Southern Poverty Law Center ($PLC) A hateful extremist group that spies on fellow citizens and advises law enforcement organizations as if it were an arm of the government. They bully and intimidate those who disagree with them. They promote a climate of fear and hatefulness that is provoking conflict and tyranny. They terrorize those they don't like.

2. Department of Homeland Security (USA) A rabid, hateful, and extremist department of the US government that is disloyal to Americans and the Constitution. This subversive organization views Americans as their enemies, but only enemies of its totalitarian police-state goals. No loyal American belongs to the Department of Homeland security. It is an unconstitutional department of government that violates the spirit of the Constitutional prohibition on a standing army.

3. The Democratic Party (USA). It is the biggest hate group in American. They are Marxists who are out to confiscate other peoples money, destroy the Constitution, and put chains on our liberties. All of them (from top to bottom) are criminally-minded people who think other peoples' money belongs to them. That is the definition of a thief. They hate America being white Anglo-Saxon and protestant. This explains why they are reducing the white majority and protestant culture through nonwhite, non-protestant immigration.

Democrats, in particular, recruit others like themselves who promote this WASP genocide. So far, Princess Isaidso has received no secret spy reports of a direct attack being planned on WASPs (except for robbing them of their wealth through taxation and robbing their children of their heritage through immigration).

4. (to be announced at a later date) Sorry, you'll just have to wait.

5. Congressman Barney Frank of the United States, for his extreme and hateful incitements against AIG employees.

6. Janet Napolitano, a hateful, radical, extremist, subversive who heads up the tyrannical and unconstitutional Department of Homeland Security. She works intimately for the current President of the United States (a dangerous extremist subversive) who attended a church for twenty years that also sold black-supremacist materials in its book store and preached hatred of whites. She recruits others in her violent endeavors and, together, they are planning to move in on and terrorize people who disagree with their political opinions.

7. President Barack Hussein Obama for sitting nearly twenty years in a church headed by an extreme and hateful pastor who hatefully and extremely called out for God to damn America. A clear and present danger indeed! Good grief, God's the big guy who blasted Sodom to smithereens!!!! Look what he did to the Egyptian military!!! EGADS folks, RUN FOR COVER!!!

(Those who are NOT extremists ask God to bless America, by-the-way.) He (Obama, not God) is also extremist for his close association with the hateful extremist, subversive, and unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers.

8. Rahm Emanuel, a frightening, dangerous, and hateful extremist who sent a dead decaying fish to a pollster who upset him. Emanuel also, with vicious violent hatred, used a steak knife to repeatedly stab a table while he hatefully called out the names of his political enemies as he in extremist fashion shouted "dead", "dead"! He hatefully whooped up those around him at the event to join him (recruited them in his hateful extremism). He should be put on someone's watch-list because he is dangerous.

9. La Raza, a hateful extremist, diabolical and fanatical racial/ethnic (mostly Hispanic) group that rabidly and extremely and hatefully will not tolerate any position on immigration other than that white Anglo-Saxon protestants (and whites who are not protestants) must allow the US government to continue its genocidal immigration policy which conveniently benefits Hispanics.

10. The Huffington Post for its hateful extremism against right-wingers and its heavy-handed censorship of opposing comments to its blog writers.

11. Ivy Leaque Colleges and Universities.

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Princess Isaidso is an imaginary Princess who lives and reigns in the fictious Princessdom of Isaidsoland. Her royal opinions are as made up out of thin air as are the fabricated opinions of members of the Democratic Party of the United States of America and leftists throughout the world. They (leftists, Democrats) are a law and god unto themselves choosing not draw wisdom from the true God of this universe: God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

I, Princess Isaidso, in and out of character, hate no one on earth and advocate no violence between individuals but the right of self-defense from real physical attack. Unlike the Democratic Party of the United States of America, I am not subverting the US government. To the contrary, I'm upholding its principles in similar fashion to the Founding Fathers. I am completely, and also by legal oath, bound and committed to defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

I am also a big girl and I don't whine, cry, or stomp my feet when people call me names (even bad ones), hate me, or oppose my political or religious views. In my daily life I welcome all critics to my Christian religion and I encourage it. I view it as an opportunity to speak out about my lovely Savior and King of the Universe: Jesus Christ.

In real life, opinions are never tangible objects and tangible objects are never opinions (yet James Madison considered our opinions our most "sacred" "property). The depraved of this world think otherwise. And I believe that Thomas Jefferson saw it that way too. That is why I posted his quote at the top of this blog.

My fictious Princessdom, along with my fictitious edicts, royal decrees, and opinions are mixed with real facts, people, events, and ideas from the world around me. In humble fear and trembling, I pray that God will grant me to publish with a wisdom only He can provide.

May God richly bless each and every one of you.

Princess Isaidso

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